theairclub:

you:

me:

(via cravings)

kramergate:

“deez nuts” is literally the purest form of humor. harmless, relatable, transcending boundaries

(via spongebobssquarepants)

pokeballssohard:

It’s amazing how men will make fun of teenage girls for being vapid, immature, loud, annoying, ect but when he’s sexually attracted to a teenage girl suddenly she’s this crafty seductress who has purposely constructed her entire outfit and mannerisms with the mature intent to illicit a sexual response from him

(via kickthechair)

anchorsdxwn:

me: sad because I’m not productive
me: not productive because I’m sad

(via bullied)

bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

(via bullied)

legalmexican:

Does anybody else get really anxious when you are going to go out

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

(via worsting)

carryonmy-assbutt:

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

my whole life has been a lie

(via automatically)